BREAKING NEWS: THE NACHOS HAVE DECLARED WAR ON ACP! “

“Aka here.

I’ve been a Nacho Leader for about a year now. I’ve been a Co-Leader for a long time, too. I’ve faced off a couple of rebellions. Terryking’s Rebellion, Shadow’s Rebellion, Shadow’s Rebellion (again), and Person’s Rebellion. Each one of those times I’ve come out on top one way or another. I’ve faced off through countless wars, I’ve been called numerous names, from the nooby “ass”, to “dictator”, and all the way to long speeches about why people hate me. I’m the oldest person ranked in the Nachos, aside from Linkin.  I’ll held through all of those too. I’ve been hacked, I’ve been spied on, and pretty much everything in between. I get yelled at because I speak my opinion on things, or attempt to try and enforce these things. I’ve had enough.

In the beginning, Tom Wolf made the Nachos who they are. A group of penguins who loved to go out and throw snowballs at other penguins for fun. Then there was Zippy, though absent most of the time, picked one of the greatest leaders of all time, Shadow2446. He gave/gives everything to help the Nachos up to this day. The next Co-Leader was chosen, however, and that would be me. I attempted to be the next Shadow, but I failed miserably. However, Shadow would come around every now and then and remind me of my priorities and what needed to be done. Many of these things I did/tried to do. I felt good finally being somewhat respected in the Army Community. I felt good that I finally had a voice against the Oagal-run ACP. It was fun, arguing back and forth with a bunch of people, and to be hated a little bit.

I’ve helped do alot of things in my leadership of this great army. I helped (along with Person) make the Nachos their gargantuan size they are today. We went from the bottom to the top of the list. I feel really good having accomplished this. But now that we’ve become the largest army, now what? Nothing has changed, other than our ability to out-number most people/armies. We went from a great, fun-loving group to  competition to see who can get the most people, arguing and having to make up reasons for war along the war. It’s not even really fighting anymore, now that I realize it. Instead of two sides, there are now over 10 in one battle, all fighting for their own cause. Battles now turn out to have people scattered throughout a server, with no one really knowing what to do until a leader gave the order. There are joke bombs, bots, spamming “SEARCH _______!”, but it never ends. Sure, the opponents change, but what? You can’t oust people. When the time comes around, you will be fighting the same people over and over and over again, until you outgrow it or find some new recruits. You can’t forget the flaming in between battles over wordpress or XAT.

This stuff is all fun and everything, but it just gets redundant after awhile. Nothing changes until CP adds a new room or a party starts. Your stuck in a never ending cycle of “Throw snowball”, “Sit on chat and wait for something to occur”, and “Flame enemies”. Hell, even people who you thought were friends turn on you for anything from XAT’s to a higher position in another person’s army. Seriously. What the hell.

I’m pretty sure Tom Wolf never expected it to come down to this, and I sure as hell didn’t. Now, everywhere around us, there is hate. You wake up in the morning sometimes and you try to devise ways to beat an enemy you cannot defeat. If you lose a battle, everyone feels suerior, but for what? All you did was have more people than the other guy had! You can’t even have a protest anymore, for fear of losing your rank in the army, because this (obviously) isn’t the USA. It’s total feudalism. You govern the peasants/soldiers and send them to war, and if they showed up, you would give them bags of rice/a promotion.

Now, I’m going to stop ranting about CP Warfare and get down to what caused me to retire (for those who couldn’t bother reading the speech). I’m not quitting due to some illogical reason Dryvit and the others cooked up in their head. I’m not quitting because I hate CP Warfare (it’s like crack). I’m half quitting because some people I thought I could trust slap me in the face and turn and walk away. The other half I’m quitting for is just because I’m really getting bored with all of this. Nothing really ever happens, whatever.

I’ve done alot for this army. But enough is enough. I’m done with it all. It just drains you. You can never make people happy in this game unless you promote them. I swear, you can’t. Being a leader is hell. I’m going to be really sorry for the guy who takes my place, cause they have a big job ahead of them. I’ve left alot for other people to work on.

Thank You’s:

Person: I don’t know how you do it man, but you are a better leader than me. Even though we have different views on alot of things, I still hope you lead this army to someplace I would be proud of.

Linkin: You never really did anything as a leader (so far), and I’m glad you didn’t. You avoided alot of this hate that went on. So best wishes to you in the coming months.

Puckley: Basically Person’s apprentice. I know you will do well in the coming years. Good luck.

Zzztops:We had our rough times, but I really think you will be a great commander of anything, especially if you go into the Armed Forces. Do good for this army, or Imma get you in the middle of the night and throw you out a window :p

Shadow: You may not be best friends with alot of people on this list, but you are to me. You helped me through fucking everything. You and I share alot of the same views on everything. I hope you keep doing what you love; help keeping this army on track.

Jayson: I’ve described you so many times, gah. I’m pretty sure you already know what I’m going to say, so I’ll save it for later

Commando717: We have only talked sporadically, but you really are a cool guy. You like alot of the bands I like, and you are just as great of a strategist as Shadow. I would like to talk to you alot more, so I’ll be seeing you on NGA chat.

Oagalthorp: Everyone expects me to say something mean and terrible about you, but I won’t. As you told me a long time ago, as you were quoting somebody or whatnot “You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”, and (I hope) I’ve died the hero.

I’m not going to list ever single friend of mine, so I hope every single one of you has a good life, and do whatever you feel is right for you.

The Soldiers: I’m leaving you in some good hands. I hope you don’t listen to all the shit I just said about CP Warfare, and do it anyway. After all, you joined, now you finish what you started :p.

Ending Speech

Lulz, imma weetire naow, so j00 guyz beetr be nise 2 eech udder & hav sum fuuuuuuuuuun. M’kay?

-AkaBob22, An Indestructible Master of War

“Ok, so I was over at NG chat tonight hanging out and was guested. But I could still see the whole meeting. Some things I found out. Rapidy is a sad little boy who cannot tell the truth to save his life. Very sad. Trickster thought playing both sides was to his benefit, he was mistaken and can now be all NG, all the time. Watex Warriors, for whom we upset our delicate balance with the Nacho’s are all about war with NG against ACP. Also on that list is RPF who just yesterday was asking for our help against the Orange army, and to think I agreed to help them and got the war called off. Omega, their leader, (why a 17 year old wants to play penguin games is still beyond me ) has decided to have a few CP armies declare war on ACP. Why? Because Omega and NG are too afraid to fight us on their own. AKA and Linkin mostly chanted @$%# ACP , while KJ Bulldogs wanted to rape us? A very troubled person there. Speaking of Person, he is against any action against ACP. Thank you Person. Head, our very own Head, was very worried we would find out their plans. And then there is Commando, rapidy’s idol and over lord. Commando is emailing Shab to get the chat pass for the ACP chat. Commando does not know that Shab transferred that email to me. Tough luck !!  While others were yelling to just hack our site and chat and guest everyone. When I saw this, I did a quick check with xat, they assured me that all I needed was the xat names and numbers and they would be banned forever on any xat site or chat if they do indeed hack our chat. Seems they take it very seriously. So, if you are going to declare war through other armies, we are ready Omega and friends. ACP has always helped our friends when they asked, kind of disheartening to see this now. But such is the CP life. I am sure nothing will fire up ACP like a good war. So let us know who is in and who is out. And who,  the armyless Omega and Commando will hide behind. 17 years old?? kinda creepy. Oh well, thanks for having me at chat! See ya around CP.

Dryvit

Ps. Nice secret site ya got there NG.”

Yes yes it is. Now go fuck your mom, and just make…useful..:roll:

From ST site:

“Yes we are declaring war on Acp… This title is true.

We are declaring war on Acp, for not having elections. As we are part of UN if you didn’t know, and the UN is trying to make Acp have elections.. and acp are not considering it. So we are going to war with them.

Here are the people helping us:

Nachos, FW, UMA, IW, BP,  DW, RPF and IMAF.

~More Will be added…..

If you want your army to help us, please comment

Info soon~

~Trickster”

From FW site: